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An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’ ‘No,’ he replies, ‘I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.’ The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’ The Irishman explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’ The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’ ‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’ The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’ The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, ‘Feckin thing’s running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
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