JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: 50th Wedding Anniversary
Dec062025
At my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, my dad was reminiscing about their courtship and marriage. “We didn’t have much money,” he told us, “And I had to decide whether to buy a new tire for the car or a marriage license.”
After a pause, he continued, “I think I made a good investment, because the tire wouldn’t have lasted 50 years.”
RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: With the Help of Cane
Dec052025
Whilst my body is usually made from wood,
I have keys that don’t unlock doors,
and a bell that does not ring.
Moreover, I cannot speak without the help of a single piece of cane.