Joke Of The Day: Enlistment Questions

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Apr 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: Enlistment Questions Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?”

“My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.”

“Oh? And what does your father do?”

“He’s in the Army, sir.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Postman

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Apr 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Postman The husband says casually to his wife, “I heard a rumor that the postman has slept with every last woman on our street except one.”

The wife sniffs and says, “I bet it’s that snooty Priscilla Quinn in Number 6.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Political Corruption Trial

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Apr 132025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Political Corruption Trial At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question.

“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”

 

 

 

 

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