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Joke Of The Day: The Tuxedo Store

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Jun 302025

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

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Jun 292025

The stockbroker’s secretary answered his phone one morning. “I’m sorry,” she said, “Mr. Bradford’s on another line.”

“This is Mr. Ingram’s office,” the caller said. “We’d like to know if he’s bullish or bearish right now.”

“He’s talking to his wife,” the secretary replied. “Right now I’d say he’s sheepish.”

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Jun 282025

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.

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Jun 272025

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office and says, doctor, I think I’m a tepee and a wigwam.

Doctor says, you are too tense, calm down.

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Jun 262025

Q: Why are librarians so strict?

A: They have to go by the book.