Joke Of The Day: A Royal Marriage

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Sep 182025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Royal Marriage The king and queen of a small nation have a beautiful daughter. The king and queen of a nearby country have a handsome son. In order to create an alliance between the two countries, the kings and queens meet to discuss a plan to have the handsome prince marry the beautiful princess.

The marriage ceremony was followed by a huge feast to celebrate the wedding. During the feast, the princess’ father saw the newlyweds slip away from the banquet. He was worried that the prince and princess might take to each other, so he told his most trusted servant to follow the couple to the bedroom and eavesdrop on the new bride and groom. Then report back with any information.

When the servant returned to the king, he told him, “First the princess told the prince, ‘I offer you my honor.’ The prince replied, ‘I honor your offer.’ And it was like that all night long: honor, offer, honor, offer.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Talking About Whales

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Sep 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: Talking About Whales A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Emotional Support Alligator

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Sep 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: Emotional Support Alligator A guy walks into a restaurant with his emotional support alligator.

The hostess is shocked, but before she can say anything, he asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”

She stammers a bit and says, “Yes, we serve lawyers”

So the guy says, “I’ll have the ravioli, and the alligator will have a lawyer”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Feeling

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Sep 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: Feeling The Doctor asked me if I’ve been feeling myself lately.

I said I had, but it wasn’t as much fun as feeling my girlfriend.