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Yesterday I saw my neighbor kicking in his own door…
Turns out he’s a burglar who started working from home.
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Joke Of The Day: Working From Home
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Aug 182025
Joke Of The Day: Born Without Eyelids
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Aug 172025
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A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
But he was born without eyelids. The doctor advised her, “Don’t worry madam, we haven’t circumcised him yet, so we’ll use the leftover skin to give him a set of eyelids, and he will be as good as new.” With a horrified look, she turned to the doc and said: “What? He’ll be cock-eyed and when he’s old enough to go to school, the other kids will call him ‘dick-face’!” Smiling, the doctor re-assured her: “I doubt anyone will notice. It’s a perfectly painless procedure performed by professional plastic surgeons, with a 99.9% proven success rate. Just think of the foresight he’ll have.”
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Joke Of The Day: Back-up Engines
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Aug 162025
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Two men were traveling on an airplane. About half-way through the trip the pilot made an announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to tell you that one of our engines is not working, but don’t worry, we have two back-up engines. Please expect a delay of one hour.”
A few minutes later the pilot makes another announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, we have lost one of our back-up engines, but don’t worry, we still have the other engine. This just means we’ll be delayed two hours from our destination.” One man turned to the other and said: “We better not lose the third engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”
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Joke Of The Day: The Wedding Night
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Aug 152025
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A Chinese man and woman gets married.
As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets. “What’s wrong?” the husband asks. The wife replies, “I’m just nervous. This will be my first time and I don’t know what to expect from you.” The husband replies, “you don’t have to be afraid of me. I’ll only do what you want. So tell me what would you like to do now and that’s what I’ll do?” The wife says “well all my friends talk about 69. They all say that I’ll love 69 and there’s nothing like 69. So what I want is number 69.” The confused husband replies, “you want the garlic chicken with snow peas?”
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Joke Of The Day: A Beautiful Ceremony
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Aug 142025