May 182025
 
Joke Of The Day: High-tech Milking Machine A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since he bought it when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.

Thereafter, he quickly realized that he couldn’t separate himself from the instrument. He read the manual but didn’t find a way out. He tried every button on the instrument, but still nothing seem to work.

Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.

“Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?”

“Don’t worry”, replied the customer service, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons!”

 

 

 

 

May 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: DeHorst the Mathematician Among the more famous mathematicians in history, like Descartes, or Newton, Liebnitz, or Fibonnacci, there as a fellow who is somewhat less well known named DeHorst.

Helmholt DeHorst lived in the early 1500s. Like his contemporary René Descartes, he presented many papers at the Royal Society. One of his special interests was charts and graphs, but his rival René beat him to it with his Cartesian system of coordinates.

This is why math historians always put Descartes before DeHorst.