Joke Of The Day: Talking About Whales

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Sep 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: Talking About Whales A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Emotional Support Alligator

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Sep 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: Emotional Support Alligator A guy walks into a restaurant with his emotional support alligator.

The hostess is shocked, but before she can say anything, he asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”

She stammers a bit and says, “Yes, we serve lawyers”

So the guy says, “I’ll have the ravioli, and the alligator will have a lawyer”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Feeling

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Sep 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: Feeling The Doctor asked me if I’ve been feeling myself lately.

I said I had, but it wasn’t as much fun as feeling my girlfriend.