Joke Of The Day: The Captain’s Red Shirt

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Oct 122025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Captain’s Red Shirt The year was around 1890. A pirate ship is traversing the Atlantic Ocean to the next bounty.

From the crow’s nest, the Lookout yells: “Captain! One enemy war ship ion the horizon!”

The Captain barks out orders: – Arm the battle stations! – and, First Officer, go fetch my red shirt

The First Officer brings the Captain his red shirt and asks: “Is this your lucky shirt?”

The Captain replies: “No, but if I were to be wounded in battle, I need our defenders to stay focused and not worry about me bleeding.”

They are victorious.

A few days later……

From the crow’s nest, the Lookout yells: “Captain! Five enemy war ships on the horizon!”

The Captain barks out orders: – Arm the battle stations! – and, First Officer, go fetch my red shirt

The First Officer brings the Captain his red shirt.

A similar situation, they are victorious.

A week later…..

From the crow’s nest, the Lookout yells: “Captain! Two Hundred enemy war ships on the horizon!”

The Captain barks out orders: – Arm the battle stations! – and, First Officer, go fetch my brown pants!

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Cemetery Visit

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Oct 112025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Cemetery Visit A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Capital Letters

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Oct 102025
 
Joke Of The Day: Capital Letters

Important announcement from the Capital Letters

Dear people who type in all lowercase:

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Computer Skills

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Oct 092025
 
Joke When I decided to improve my computer skills, I threw myself into it with enthusiasm. Every week I’d check out five or six instructional books from the library.

After about a month, the librarian commented, “Wow! You must really be getting knowledgeable by now.”

“Thanks,” I said. “How can you tell?”

The librarian explained, “Only two of the books you’re checking out this week have ‘For Dummies’ in their titles.”