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Q: Why did the cowboy cry during art class?
A: He couldn’t draw his gun.
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Joke Of The Day: Crying Cowboy
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Oct 262025
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Oct 252025
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I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees.
I said, “Can I get some bees to make some of my own honey, please?” Happily, he obliged, “Sure! How many would you like?” “Twelve,” I said. He then left for a moment, and came back with a box full of buzzing bees. After looking at the box however, I noticed there were thirteen bees. “Sir, you gave me thirteen bees when I asked for twelve.” He waved the thought away casually with his hand and said, “Don’t worry, it’s a freebee.”
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Joke Of The Day: Not Saying the Right Thing
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Oct 242025
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It is not always easy to say the right thing on the spur of the moment. We can sympathize with the chap who met an old friend after many years.
“How is your wife?” “She is in heaven,” replied the friend. “Oh, I’m sorry,” stammered the chap. Then he realized this was not the thing to say. “I mean,” he stammered, “I’m glad.” That seemed even worse so he blurted, “Well, what I really mean is, I’m surprised.”
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Joke Of The Day: Quitting Smoking
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Oct 232025
Joke Of The Day: A Stockbroker in Prison
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Oct 222025
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The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.
“Don’t worry,” the gruff looking fellow said, “I’m in here for a white collar crime too.” “Well, that’s a relief.” sighed the stockbroker. “I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading. What about you?” “Oh nothing fancy like that for me,” grinned the convict. “I just killed a couple of priests.”
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