Joke Of The Day: An Unusual Medical Condition

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Dec 092025
 
Joke Of The Day: An Unusual Medical Condition Guy goes into the doctor, doctor asked what’s wrong so he drops his trousers to reveal his manhood is bright orange.

“Hmm” says the doctor, “that’s something I’ve never seen before. Have you been exposed to any unusual substances recently?”.

“No”, says the man, “I’m just an office worker, nothing strange”.

“What about any recent medical conditions or illnesses?”

“Not at all, been fit and healthy?”

“Okay” muses the doctor, “what about stress? How’s your home life, anything going?”

“Not that I can think of”, says the man. “Most nights, I’m pretty tired from work. I live alone, so I usually just open a bag of Cheetos and watch some porn”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: 50th Wedding Anniversary

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Dec 062025
 
Joke Of The Day: 50th Wedding Anniversary At my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, my dad was reminiscing about their courtship and marriage. “We didn’t have much money,” he told us, “And I had to decide whether to buy a new tire for the car or a marriage license.”

After a pause, he continued, “I think I made a good investment, because the tire wouldn’t have lasted 50 years.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Reverse a Curse

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Dec 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Reverse a Curse A man goes to see a wizard and says: “Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?”

“Maybe” says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse.”

The man replies without hesitation: “I now pronounce you as man and wife!”