Joke Of The Day: Not Talikng

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Dec 282025
 
Joke Of The Day: Not Talikng After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days.

Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was.

“Oh,” I said, “So now you’re speaking to me.”

He looked confused. “What are you talking about?”

“Haven’t you noticed I haven’t spoken to you for three days?” I challenged.

“No,” he said, “I just thought we were getting along.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Bee Sting

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Dec 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Bee Sting A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro – who was also a doctor – saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Cow from Saskatchewan

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Dec 262025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Cow from Saskatchewan The only cow in a small town in Alberta stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Melfort, Saskatchewan, for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the vet what was happening. “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away,” they said. “If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, and she walks away to the other side.”

The vet thought about this for a minute and asked, “Did you buy this cow in Saskatchewan?”

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. “You are truly a wise vet,” they said. “How did you know we got the cow in Saskatchewan?”

The vet replied with a distant look in his eye, “My wife is from Saskatchewan.”

 

 

 

 

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