Joke Of The Day: The Smartest Dog

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May 142024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Smartest Dog There once was a dog show to determine the world’s smartest dog.

Three dogs were in the finals. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to an engineer. And, one dog belonged to a lawyer.

For the finals each dog was given a bag of bones to see what it could make.

The doctor said, “Stethoscope, go!” The doctor’s dog built a human skeleton.

The judges were ready to award the trophy right then. But, they decided to give the other dogs a try.

The engineer said, “Slide-rule, go!” The engineer’s dog built a suspension bridge.

The judges were beside themselves. Which dog would they pick?

The lawyer said. “Loop-hole, go!” The lawyer’s dog ate the bones, got a percentage of all the tolls from the bridge and screwed the other two dogs.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Plummeting Plane

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May 132024
 
Joke Of The Day: Plummeting Plane A plane is about to plummet due to mechanical failure.

The pilot tells the crew and passengers: “I don’t think I can recover the ship, you have a few seconds to talk to your family or make your last wish”, then a woman stands up and shouts “Is there someone man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?!”, upon hearing that a man jumps out of his seat and like an animal tears off his shirt, then says: “Here, iron this!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: O. Henry

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May 122024
 
Joke Of The Day: O. Henry True story: when short story writer O. Henry lay dying in a hospital, the people gathered around his bed didn’t know if he was asleep or dead.

Someone said, “Feel his feet. No one ever died with warm feet.”

O. Henry opened his eyes and said, “Joan of Arc did.” Then closed his eyes and died that moment.

 

 

 

 

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