Joke Of The Day: Amish Law

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May 182024
 
Joke Of The Day: Amish Law An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The Amish man said, “No.”

“Legally, that paper says we can.” replied the worker.

As he turned and left, returning to his co-workers in the field, the Amish man went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture.

As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish man hollered, “Show HIM your paper!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fine Wine

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May 172024
 
Joke Of The Day: Fine Wine Woman’s Quote of the Day:

“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with.”

Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:

“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Not a Good Day

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May 162024
 
Joke Of The Day: Not a Good Day This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee.

 

 

 

 

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