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Joke Of The Day: Sleeping Condition

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Jun 082024

My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms of both narcolepsy and insomnia.

That’s probably why I always sleep with one eye open.

Joke Of The Day: Reported Missing

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Jun 072024

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report, and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair, and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”