Joke Of The Day: Two Large Women

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Jun 172024
 
Joke Of The Day: Two Large Women I was drinking in a pub when two large women took a seat beside me.

Hearing them talk, I decided to compliment their accent.

“Beautiful accent ladies. Are you from Scotland?”.

One of them answered, “Wales, you idiot”.

“So are you whales from Scotland?”

I don’t remember much after that.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Barbies

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Jun 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Barbies A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?”

“Well,” Barbies she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.”

“Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?”

“Yeah, well, it’s like this …

Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Vintage Beauty

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Jun 142024
 
Joke Of The Day: Vintage Beauty A history professor was explaining how society’s ideal of beauty changes with time.

“Take Miss America in 1921,” he noted. “She stood 5′ 1′ tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she’d do in today’s beauty contest?”

One student piped up, “Not very well! She’d be way too old!”

 

 

 

 

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