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Joke Of The Day: The Last Word

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Jul 032024

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Jul 022024

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate visitors.

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Jul 012024

Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

A: Because the rest of the days are weekdays.

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Jun 302024

I’ve been teaching my dogs to fetch tools from the shed.

They’re not perfect, but they know the drill.

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Jun 292024

Q: Why is your butt crack vertical instead of horizontal?

A: So that when you go down a slide, your butt won’t go “bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop!”