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There’s one thing you can always say for bad poetry.
It could be verse!
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Joke Of The Day: Bad Poetry
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Jul 082024
Joke Of The Day: Answer One Question
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Jul 072024
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A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work.
First he went to a Catholic church and was told that in order to work there he would have to answer one question. The priest asked, “Where was Jesus born?” The man answered, “Pittsburgh,” and was thrown out on his ear. He then went to a Baptist church. The minister told him that in order to get a job there he would have to answer a question. He was asked, “Where was Jesus born?” The man answered, “Philadelphia.” He was promptly tossed out. Walking away he met the rabbi who was looking for him. The rabbi exclaimed, “The board approved your raise. Please come back immediately.” The man said to the rabbi, “I will come back only if you answer a question. “Where was Jesus born?” The rabbi says, “Bethlehem.” “Of course!” cried the man. “I knew it was in Pennsylvania.
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Joke Of The Day: Fairy Tales
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Jul 062024
Joke Of The Day: At the Butcher Shop
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Jul 052024
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I walked into the butcher shop to buy some steaks, and the two butchers behind the counter were having an incredibly loud argument. They were screaming at each other about the way the shop was being run and had to be pulled apart by other staff!
In the end, their differences were so great the only way forward was to call in a Meatiator.
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Joke Of The Day: Amnesia
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Jul 042024