Joke Of The Day: Tax

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Jul 262024
 
Joke Of The Day: Tax A teen boy is buying a pack of condoms for the first time.
He sees the price is $10, but when he goes to pay it, the register rings it up as $10.65.
“What is this 65 cents about?” He asks. The cashier says, “it’s for the tax.”
“Ah. I was wondering how you keep these things on.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: When I Was a Kid

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Jul 252024
 
Joke Of The Day: When I Was a Kid We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Imaginary Girlfriend

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Jul 242024
 
Joke Of The Day: Imaginary Girlfriend A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks, Dad,” the son says.

The father shakes his head and says, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

 

 

 

 

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