Joke Of The Day: My Uncle

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Aug 012024
 
Joke Of The Day: My Uncle My uncle told me, “Do something you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

My uncle loved alcohol.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Biting Fingernails

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Jul 312024
 
Joke Of The Day: Biting Fingernails A young woman was worried about her stress-related habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick, so her friend advised her to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toenails, so I bite them instead.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Racist Family

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Jul 282024
 
Joke Of The Day: Racist Family I think my family might be racist.

I brought my new Asian girlfriend home to meet my family, and I couldn’t believe how rude my wife and kids were to her.

 

 

 

 

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