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Joke Of The Day: A Raise

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Jan 102026

I told my boss that I need a raise… I got a stand up desk now.

Joke Of The Day: At the Zoo

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Jan 092026

The monkey died in the zoo – unfortunately, the zoo was unable to find a monkey for its exhibition, so it hired a guy to put a monkey suit and take over the monkey duties.

The guy did a great job, he was jumping around the monkey cage until suddenly he fell out of the monkey cage and into the lion’s den. He started to scream… Help! Help! as the lion ran towards him.

When the lion finally came face-to-face with the monkey, he said, “Shut the hell up before you get us both fired!”

Joke Of The Day: Prayer

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Jan 082026

A tale is told about a small town that had historically been “dry,” but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern.

A group of Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all-night prayer meeting to ask God to intervene.

It just so happened that shortly thereafter, lightning struck the bar, and it burned to the ground.

The owner of the bar sued the church, claiming that the prayers of the congregation were responsible, but the church hired a lawyer to argue in court that they were not responsible.

The presiding judge, after his initial review of the case, stated that “no matter how this case comes out, one thing is clear. The tavern owner believes in prayer and the Christians do not.”