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Joke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers

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Sep 272024

”Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here, and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

Joke Of The Day: The Biggest I’ve Ever Seen

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Sep 262024

Joke Of The Day: The Biggest I've Ever Seen

A woman is having a gynecological exam.

After a while, the doctor looks up and says,

“You have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen! You have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!”

Offended, the woman replies, “Well, you don’t have to say it twice!”

The doc says,“I didn’t.”

Joke Of The Day: Martial Arts Question

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Sep 252024

I was standing at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Jiu-jitsu?”

He says, “No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”

“No,” I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer.”