Common Sense Evaluation

“Are you the assassin who charges 10 grand per bullet?” the man asks.

“Yes I am” says the assassin.

“Good, good, good, good. Okay. My wife cheating on me. I know this thing. I’ve got 20 grand. Let’s go.”

They drive to the convenience store across the road from the hotel and climb to the roof.

The man points to a window, says they’re in that room.

“Now, here’s what I want you to do. I want you to shoot her in the head. And I want you to shoot him in the dick.”

“You got it” says the assassin, who proceeds to set up a sniper rifle scope, got into position, and point the weapon at the indicated window.

He sits there, not doing anything for a while.

Finally, the man says, “well, are you going to do it or not?”

“Patience my friend. Patience” the assassin replies.

“I might be able to save you ten grand.”
 

His wife replies: “You have a bigger willy than your brother!”