Joke Of The Day: Last Names

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Jan 252026
 
Joke Of The Day: Last Names If many last names are based on the type of work they did, like Smith or Carpenter… then what did the Dickinson family do?

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Highly Corrosive

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Jan 242026
 
Joke Of The Day: Highly Corrosive A guy goes into his dentist’s office because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief exam, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth six months ago is almost totally corroded. What on earth have you been eating?”

“Well…the only thing I can think of is this…my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago and had this great tasting sauce on it…Hollandaise sauce she called it…and Doc that stuff is delicious! Ever since then I have been putting it on everything I eat…meat, fish, toast, vegetables…you name it.”

“That explains it, says the dentist. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I am going to have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.”

“Why chrome?” the man asked.

“Well, everyone knows there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Teaching English

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Jan 222026
 
Joke Of The Day: Teaching English A Missionary is sent to Brazil to spread the good word. He figures the first thing he needs to do is teach them English. So, he takes a walk with one of the elders and as they walk, the missionary spots a tree. He stands back and points at the tree and says “Tree” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the tree and says “Tree”.

They walk a little further and the missionary spots a rock. He stands back and points at the rock and says “Rock” slowly and clearly. The elder points at the rock and says “Rock”.

As they continue walking, the missionary looks over and sees a couple doing the deed. He’s thinking he doesn’t want to teach them any bad words, so he points at the couple and says, “Riding a Bicycle”. The elder jumps back, pulls his bow and arrow off his back, and shoots the naked man in the butt. He then points, shaking his finger and says, “Riding MY Bicycle”.

 

 

 

 

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