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Q: What does a pirate call a prostitute who’s never been to sea?
A: A land ho.
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Category: Jokes
Joke Of The Day: Vacation Advice
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn’t get pregnant again.” Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?” Billy Bob says, “This year, I’m taking Earline with me.”
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Joke Of The Day: Watson and the Cat
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are strolling through London when, out of nowhere, a cat leaps onto Watson and pees on him.
“Oh, bloody hell!” Watson exclaims. “My coat is ruined!” “You’ll have to take it up with the owner,” Sherlock replies calmly. “But I haven’t the slightest idea who the owner is!” “Elementary, my dear Watson. You are both pissed on and pissed off at the same time, so it must be Schrödinger’s cat.”
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