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A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.

Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White

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Jun 082026
 
Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

 

 

 

 

Live Under the Laws They Passed

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Jun 072026
 

The average length of stay in Congress keeps breaking records, while public approval keeps hitting new lows. We don't need career politicians; we need public servants who go to Washington, do their job, and come home to live under the laws they passed.



The average length of stay in Congress keeps breaking records, while public approval keeps hitting new lows.

We don’t need career politicians; we need public servants who go to Washington, do their job, and come home to live under the laws they passed.

Joke Of The Day: Three Cougars

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Jun 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Three Cougars Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head.

The first one looks at his dick and exclaims, “Ah, that’s definitely not my husband’s!”

“You can say that again,” adds the second.

And then the third chimes in: “He’s not even a member of the club!”

 

 

 

 

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