gags

A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.

Jun 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Three Cougars Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head.

The first one looks at his dick and exclaims, “Ah, that’s definitely not my husband’s!”

“You can say that again,” adds the second.

And then the third chimes in: “He’s not even a member of the club!”

 

 

 

 

Jun 062026
 

The paradox of socialism: It promises to eliminate the poor, but its entire existence relies on creating more of them. It doesn’t cure poverty; it manufactures it.



The paradox of socialism: It promises to eliminate the poor, but its entire existence relies on creating more of them. It doesn’t cure poverty; it manufactures it.