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A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.

Joke Of The Day: Fiddle or Violin?

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May 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Fiddle or Violin? Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather’s violin.

“Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.

“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.

“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”

 

 

 

 

Fights

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May 062026
 

Never start a fight first, but if they force you, destroy them!



Never start a fight first, but if they force you, destroy them!

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Joke Of The Day: Liquor for the Nun

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May 062026
 
Joke Of The Day: Liquor for the Nun A nun walks into a liquor store.

She goes up to the counter and orders a bottle of whiskey from the owner. He is shocked, and says “Sister, I can’t sell you alcohol.” She says, “It’s okay, it’s for Mother Superior, she has a bad case of constipation”. The owner is still skeptical, but he goes ahead and sells her a bottle.

At the end of the night, the owner is taking out the trash out back and he stumbles over the past-out nun in the alley. He gets her up and shouts “Sister, I thought you said that whiskey was for Mother Superior’s constipation!”. She drunkenly replies “Yeah, she’s going to 💩 when she finds out how drunk I am!”

 

 

 

 

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