Joke Of The Day: Adam’s Choice

He says to Adam, “Since you were born first, you get the option. You can either pee standing up, or—”

Adam immediately interrupts and says, “Oh holy crap, I want to pee standing up. That sounds awesome.”

God says, “But… you haven’t heard the other option?”

“I don’t care. I want to pee standing up. So convenient and awesome.”

God sighs…. “Ok… Well, Eve, I guess you get multiple orgasms.”