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Joke Of The Day: Contingency

Mar 302026

An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.

When the client asked what “contingency” meant, the lawyer replied, “If I don’t win your lawsuit, I don’t get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don’t get anything.”

What the Internet Taught Me

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Mar 292026

The Internet has taught me two things: first, there are some incredibly brilliant people out there…

Second, they’re vastly outnumbered.

Random Riddle: X

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Mar 292026

If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?

A. BREATH
B. TEASER
C. RUTABAGA
D. POISON
E. COPPER

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Joke Of The Day: Two Cigarettes

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Mar 292026

This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him, “Is your brother out of jail?”

He replied, “No, I quit.”