Jan 282026
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Bob and Betty have been married for fifty years, and now they’re both in their seventies. All his life, Bob wanted a pair of crocodile leather shoes, and he decided it was finally time to treat himself.
When he came home wearing his new shoes, he asked his wife: “Do you notice anything different about me?” She shrugged. “What could possibly be different? You wear the same shirt and pants every day. I don’t see anything.” Bob didn’t give up. Without another word, he went to the bedroom, stripped down, and came back out wearing nothing but his new shoes. “Now, Betty,” he asked, “do you notice anything different?” She looked him over and said: “What difference does it make, Bob? It hangs down the same as every day.” Offended and frustrated, Bob shouted: “And do you know WHY it hangs down? Because it’s looking at my new shoes!” Betty shrugged again and said: “You should have bought a hat instead!”
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