On July 7th, I had a most unusual day. I woke up at exactly 7:07, stumbled to my refrigerator and had a 7up. I got dressed, went downstairs, and caught the number 7 bus to go to my office on 77th street. While sitting in my office on the 7th floor, it dawned on me how my day was going. So, I called my bookie and placed a $777 bet on the number 7 horse in the seventh race, whose name was Seventh Heaven, to win.
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An expecting couple was at a childbirth preparation class along with other couples.
“All you mommies to be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial,” admonished the birthing coach. “And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt you to take time to go walking with your partners.”
One Husband: “Is it OK if she carries a golf bag?”