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A man jumps out of a plane, but his parachute doesn’t open. Panicking, he pulls the cord for the reserve chute… snap! That one’s broken too. He’s plummeting toward the ground like a rock.
By pure chance, as he’s falling, he sees another man coming upwards from the ground at incredible speed. The falling man seizes the moment and yells: “Hey! Do you know anything about parachutes?!” The other man shouts back: “No! Do you know anything about gas heaters?!”
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When a nation is overwhelmed by unchecked immigration from Third World countries, everything changes—jobs disappear, communities strain, and traditions fade. The government tells us it’s progress, but all I see is a slow unraveling of what made this country strong. Who really benefits from this chaos? Not us.
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh. Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
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