A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
Imagine convincing a species that’s been on earth for thousands of years that it cannot survive or live on this planet without giving the government money to protect them from the climate.
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Aug022025
A 3rd-grade girl came home from school. She was very happy, and her Mom noticed this. Mom asked, “What makes you so happy today?” The girl said, “Mom, we learned how to make babies in school today!”
Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for that, she asked her daughter to tell her how.
“It’s easy, Mom — you just drop the ‘y’, and add ‘ies’!,” the daughter said.