Joke Of The Day: The Examination

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Apr 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Examination An elderly fellow was taken to the hospital for an examination of his circulatory system. When he got home, his wife asked what had happened.

He said, “They worked this gadget into my artery and up into my heart, and then they sucked out thirty years of chocolate cake.”

 

 

 

 

It’s All Theater

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Apr 262025
 

Democrats & Republicans pretend to fight, but it’s all theater. Same donors, same wars, same corruption. The ‘Uniparty’ doesn’t care about you—they care about power. Your vote changes nothing until we break their system.



Democrats & Republicans pretend to fight, but it’s all theater. Same donors, same wars, same corruption. The ‘Uniparty’ doesn’t care about you—they care about power. Your vote changes nothing until we break their system.

Random Riddle: The Same Word But Different

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Apr 262025
 
Sometimes when events do not turn out so great
One of us can be said to disintegrate

Another way to say your lunch has been lost
Is to use the expression that we’ve been tossed

We can often be found in a fancy tin
Or finally moved to your recycle bin

What are we?
 

 Random Riddle: The Same Word But Different

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Tie Required

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Apr 262025
 
Joke Of The Day: Tie Required A man goes into a restaurant and the maître d’ stops him.

“Sorry, sir, you need to wear a tie to enter.”

So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there’s no necktie to be found. So he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle about.

He goes back to the restaurant, where the waiter says, “Well, OK, you can come in… Just don’t start anything.”

 

 

 

 

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