Joke Of The Day: The Angry Wife

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Mar 102025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Angry Wife One evening I was in a bar talking to my friend. “Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house…”

“Did he get anything?” asked my friend.

“Yes,” I said. “A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk!”

 

 

 

 

Willing to Risk Everything

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Mar 092025
 

The people who are willing to risk everything and gain nothing, are probably on the side of truth.



The people who are willing to risk everything and gain nothing, are probably on the side of truth.

Random Riddle: The Evolution of CARP

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Mar 092025
 
Make CARP (fish) evolve into GOAT (mammal) by changing one letter at a time. Each change must produce a valid word in the English language. But there is a catch. The evolution must go through NEWT (amphibian) and CROW (bird). No word can be used more than once.

CARP —-> NEWT —-> CROW —-> GOAT

 

Random Riddle: The Evolution of CARP

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Missing Gravy Ladle

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Mar 092025
 
Joke Of The Day - Chicken Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Ben’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Ben volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. “You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Ben said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

“Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Allison, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.”

 

 

 

 

A Death Wish

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Mar 082025
 

The government is already a mess, but every time the Democrats take power, it somehow gets worse. More control, more lies, more chaos—like they WANT everything to fall apart. At this point, letting them run the country again isn’t just foolish, it’s a death wish.



The government is already a mess, but every time the Democrats take power, it somehow gets worse. More control, more lies, more chaos—like they WANT everything to fall apart. At this point, letting them run the country again isn’t just foolish, it’s a death wish.