Joke Of The Day: Free Time

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Aug 252024
 
Joke Of The Day: Free Time Some people do different things during their free times, but I usually just eat clocks.

It’s a very time-consuming activity for me.

 

 

 

 

Lying

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Aug 242024
 

We know they are lying. They know they are lying. They know we know they are lying. We know they know, we know they are lying. But, they are still lying!



We know they are lying.
They know they are lying.
They know we know they are lying.
We know they know, we know they are lying.
But, they are still lying!

Random Riddle: Missing Idioms

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Aug 242024
 
Welcome to the Missing Idioms language game! An idiom is a speech form or an expression of a given language that is peculiar to itself grammatically or, cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements, as in “keep tabs on”.

Below you will find 10 sentences, with the missing idiom replaced, in brackets (…). To solve the game, you will need to complete each sentence with an idiom, but there is a twist to it. Each round you will be given a Main Clue and, all missing idioms, must relate to it.

The Main Clue for this round is “Animals”, therefore all missing idioms must relate to animals. Good luck and enjoy!

1. He is the (most important person, main character) in his company.

2. I hadn’t seen my cousin in a year, so when we finally met, we talked (for a very long time).

3. You should (not worry about those problems from before). It is too late now to do anything about them.

4. There is no need to be concerned about your new landlady. Her (words are worse than her actions).

5. My grandfather moved to the country to get away from the (busyness and confusion) in the city.

6. Be careful of that man. He is a (pretending to be good but, he is really bad).

7. My aunt decided (to take action and not worry about the results) and begin preparations for the family reunion.

8. I think that buying a ticket before we make any plans is (doing things in the wrong order).

9. She is always (behaving with arrogance) and telling people what to do.

10. I wish that she would (begin to be humble and agreeable) and begin to care about how other people feel about things.
 

Random Riddle: Missing Idioms

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The King’s Physician

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Aug 242024
 
Joke Of The Day: The King's Physician A member of the faculty in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king. He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his classroom:

“Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George.”

When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon, he found written below his note:

“God save the King.”

 

 

 

 

The Innocence of Childhood

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Aug 232024
 

The most disturbing trend in the last few years is the destruction of the innocence of childhood in an attempt to validate insecure and sick adults.



The most disturbing trend in the last few years is the destruction of the innocence of childhood in an attempt to validate insecure and sick adults.