Blue face, Snow face,
Black when I have no face.
Every hour like the flowers,
Many colors do I show.
Kitchen counter, car, or den;
Just to name where I have been.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Swallowed by a Whale
Aug292024
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.