Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White

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May 202024
 
Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

 

 

 

 

Excuses

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May 192024
 

No, America is not running out of time. You're just running out of excuses to avoid the mess you're going to have to make to clean it up.


No, America is not running out of time.

You’re just running out of excuses to avoid the mess you’re going to have to make to clean it up.

Random Riddle: The Fool’s Gaurd

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May 182024
 
The captain of the fool’s guard stood over a young man who was bravely standing before him and his men.

“Do you confess to murdering the king?” the captain roared.

“No,” said the young man. “I do not.”

“Right, then,” said the captain, turning to his men. “Clap him in irons, then.”

A minute later, the young man was laughing and running free, while the captain glared at his men.

“Really,” he thought. “Next time I’ll insist on more intelligent candidates to select my guards from.”

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 Random Riddle: The Fool's Gaurd

 

 

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