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A plane is about to plummet due to mechanical failure.
The pilot tells the crew and passengers: “I don’t think I can recover the ship, you have a few seconds to talk to your family or make your last wish”, then a woman stands up and shouts “Is there someone man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?!”, upon hearing that a man jumps out of his seat and like an animal tears off his shirt, then says: “Here, iron this!”
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| You wake up on your birthday, only to find that all your presents are gone! The only thing there is a card. You open it, and it says:
I have hidden your presents. Use these clues to find out where they are. Now, don’t waste a SECOND, and start working! Lap At Star Fit Act. |
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True story: when short story writer O. Henry lay dying in a hospital, the people gathered around his bed didn’t know if he was asleep or dead.
Someone said, “Feel his feet. No one ever died with warm feet.” O. Henry opened his eyes and said, “Joan of Arc did.” Then closed his eyes and died that moment.
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| There are thousands of antonyms, but not many pairs of opposite words differ by only one letter. See how many of them you can figure out.
Note: Although some pairs used here are not perfect opposites, they are listed as antonyms in the thesaurus. 1. Add one letter to “fast” to create a word with the opposite meaning. |
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