Joke Of The Day: A Long Time Ago In Rural Michigan

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Apr 292024
 
Joke Of The Day: A Long Time Ago In Rural Michigan A long time ago, in rural Michigan, my family and I were members of a small mission church. My wife taught the preschool and kindergarten class. We frequently had family visitors, the grown children of the older parishioners with their children.

One of the families visiting was a service family, Marines. The three children were all redheads, 9, 7, and 5, and were mirror images of their father.

On Palm Sunday the class was taught about the Crucifixion, My wife showed the story in a large book, sparing nothing of the cruel details of the sad story. The class sat aghast until the five-year-old redheaded boy, tears streaming down his face and hands clenched at his sides, stood up in rage and shouted, “Where were the Marines?”

 

 

 

 

A Government That Arms Other Countries

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Apr 282024
 

A government that arms other countries against foreign threats while attempting to disarm its own citizens can never be trusted.


A government that arms other countries against foreign threats while attempting to disarm its own citizens can never be trusted.

Random Riddle: A Couple

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Apr 282024
 
Where you see one of us, you’ll see the other. Although we are opposites, we are a pair. We are shaken frequently before breakfast, lunch, and supper are devoured.
 
Random Riddle: A Couple

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Finding a Body

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Apr 282024
 
Joke Of The Day: Finding a Body A very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings, it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor. While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft, so they called the police.

When the police arrived, they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton. It was fully clothed and standing upright. They said, “This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important.” The police then arranged for the skeleton to be taken away.

Two days went by, and the construction workers hadn’t heard anything about the identity of the skeleton. They couldn’t stand the suspense, so they called the police and said, “We’re the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet, and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important.”

The police said it wasn’t Jimmy Hoffa, but that it was somebody important.

“Well, who was it?”

“The 1956 Idiots Hide ‘n’ Seek Champion.”