Random Riddle: Where’d You Get It?

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Apr 152024
 
Two men are sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. One is dressed very nicely and the other looks like a bum.

The bum says to the other, “I really like your shirt, where’d you get it?”

The second man replies, “I bought it at a very exclusive shop, I’m sure you’ve never heard of it,” clearly annoyed at the bum’s question.

The bum, clearly annoyed at the rich man’s snobbish behavior, says, “Is that so? Well, I bet you $50.00 I know where you got your shoes!”

The rich man took him up on the bet.

What answer got the poor man the $50.00?
 

 Random Riddle: Where'd You Get It?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Feet on the Furniture

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Apr 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Feet on the Furniture A Navy officer was cutting through the crew’s quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him.

“Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?” the officer demanded.

“No, sir, but we don’t land airplanes on the roof either.”

 

 

 

 

Your Choice

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Apr 142024
 

You cry, “My Body, My Choice”. Well, your Student Loan was your choice. Pay it yourself!


You cry, “My Body, My Choice”.

Well, your Student Loan was your choice.

Pay it yourself!

Government Jobs

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Apr 142024
 

Most Government jobs are Welfare, since they're unnecessary.


Most Government jobs are Welfare, since they’re unnecessary.

Random Riddle: Two Games

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Apr 142024
 
A certain mathematician, his wife, and their teenage son all play a fair game of chess. One day, when the son asked his father for 10 dollars for a Saturday night date, his father puffed his pipe for a moment and replied, “Let’s do it this way. Today is Wednesday. You will play a game of chess tonight, tomorrow, and a third on Friday. If you win two games in a row, you get the money.”

“Whom do I play first, you or mom?”

“You may have your choice,” said the mathematician, his eyes twinkling.

The son knew that his father played a stronger game than his mother. To maximize his chance of winning two games in succession, should he play father-mother-father or mother-father-mother?
 

 Random Riddle: Two Games

 

 

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