Joke Of The Day: Show Me a Sign

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Apr 142024
 
Joke Of The Day: Show Me a Sign Due to budget constraints, the Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the magnitude of the decision.

“Who should go, Clark Kent or Lois Lane?” He actually did some praying, which he hadn’t done for a long time. He asked, “Please, show me a sign.”

That afternoon he was doing some shopping at Walmart, and when he went to his car he suddenly saw the answer.

The next day, he called Clark and Lois into the office and said, “I’m sorry, Lois, but you have to go.”

After Lois collected her things and left, Clark took Perry aside and asked, “Chief, how did you know which one of us should go?”

Perry said, “Well, that turned out to be easier than I thought. While I was parking at Walmart, I looked up and there was the sign: FIRE LANE.”

 

 

 

 

What The Government Does Well

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Apr 132024
 

The ONLY thing the government does well is SCREW the people.


The ONLY thing the government does well is SCREW the people.

Random Riddle: Not a Special Student

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Apr 122024
 
Tom has never missed a single day of school, but he hasn’t turned in a single homework assignment this year, either. He’s always talking in class and hasn’t passed a test in years. Even so, Tom has never gotten into trouble with any school staff, even though they know full well what he’s doing. Tom isn’t a special student and doesn’t get unique treatment. So why does Tom never get into trouble?
 
Random Riddle: Not a Special Student