Joke Of The Day: Thin Again

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Mar 232024
 
Joke Of The Day: Thin Again A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent’s bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him.”

His mom is taken by surprise and says. “Oh … well, I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”

The boy says, “That won’t work.”

His mom says, “Why?”

The boy replies. “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!”

 

 

 

 

Pharmaceutical Products

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Mar 222024
 

Human beings are not biologically dependent on pharmaceutical products for survival. Pharmaceutical companies are dependent on human beings for survival.


Human beings are not biologically dependent on pharmaceutical products for survival.

Pharmaceutical companies are dependent on human beings for survival.

Random Riddle: The Combination Lock

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Mar 222024
 
After Andrew had been sick for a week, he asked his best friend Jesse to get his books out of his locker. Instead of telling Jesse the three number combination Andrew said he kept a small piece of paper with the combination under his locker door.

After school Jesse went to Andrew’s locker and pulled the paper. On the paper was written:
24 24 22 9 9 9 9 22 24 22 9 9.

Thinking this would be easy but a little tedious, Jesse entered every arrangement of 24, 22, and 9 there was without the lock opening. Realizing there was something behind these numbers that he wasn’t noticing, Jesse sat down for a few minutes to think it out. After ten minutes of intense thinking, Jesse went to the locker, entered the combination into the lock and it opened.

What was the combination?
 

Random Riddle: The Combination Lock

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes

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Mar 222024
 
Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

“I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!” the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, “Sorry ma’am …”

The woman cuts him off by saying, “You stay out of this. I’m talkin’ to the dummy.”

 

 

 

 

Politicians Children

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Mar 212024
 

Politicians send our children to fight in wars, while they send their children to expensive Ivy League Universities to learn how to screw the world. Few Politicians children grow up to be decent humans.


Politicians send our children to fight in wars, while they send their children to expensive Ivy League Universities to learn how to screw the world.

Few Politicians children grow up to be decent humans.