| You are attending a business meeting which consists of only accountants and lawyers. From your previous dealings with these two professions, you know that accountants always tell the truth about everything, and lawyers always lie about something.
Two gentlemen, Sam and Adam, approach you. Sam introduces himself and says, “I am a lawyer, but Adam is an accountant.” Based on what you know from your previous dealings, what are each of the men’s actual professions? |
 |
| Fill in each blank with the same letters, in the same order, to complete the following sentence. The first letter or letters of each word are provided. The hint will give you the number of missing letters.
In the baseball game, the CH____ didn’t bother the L____ B____, but it did bother the one before him. |
|
 |
A soldier went up to the Company cook and said, “If you put a lid on the pan, there’ll be less dust and dirt in the food.”
The cook, very annoyed, replied, “You mind your own business. Your duty is to defend the homeland!” “That’s right,” said the soldier. “But my duty is to defend it, not to eat it.”
|
