Random Riddle: Won None

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Mar 182024
 
What should come next?

None/Won/Too/None/For/None/Sics/None/ ?
 

Random Riddle: Won None

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Rules

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Mar 182024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Rules A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”

 

 

 

 

Pay Attention

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Mar 172024
 

Don't pay attention to the Leftists who attack Trump. Pay attention to the GOP, who don't defend him. They are the traitors.


Don’t pay attention to the Leftists who attack Trump.

Pay attention to the GOP, who don’t defend him.

They are the traitors.

Random Riddle: The Third Word

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Mar 172024
 
Fill in the sentence below so that the first two words combine to make the third word. For example, given “The ____ was closing in, making his ____ harder, but through his ____ of contacts he was able to evade the police.” you would fill in NET, WORK, and NETWORK.

A ____ of his ____ should be able to ____ that job.
 

Random Riddle: The Third Word

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Live Comfortably

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Mar 172024
 
Joke Of The Day: Live Comfortably My wife and I reviewed our finances and realized we can retire and live comfortably without working ever again.

If we die by the next weekend!