A man goes to the doctor for a blood test.
A few days later he gets a call from his doctor regarding the results. “There’s good news and bad news about your results.”, the doctor says.
“I would like the bad news first.”, says the man.
“All right,”, begins the doctor, “the bad news is we’ve found that you have a rare, currently incurable disease.”
“That’s terrible!”, the man says in shock. “Then what the hell is the good news?”
The doctor simply replies, “You get to have it named after you.”
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