JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Your Real Father
Dec232023
While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. “That’s not your real father,” she said, startling the whole family.
“Yes, he is!” Andy replied.
“No, he’s not,” Jennifer insisted. “God is your heavenly father.”
Then pointing at her dad, she said, “That’s your homely father!”
The Leftist brain is incapable of collecting and processing information in a rational, orderly, reasonable, and objective manner. Rather, the Leftist ideology is characterized by a preoccupation with power, and its utilization to safeguard and/or advance elitist advantages.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: A Cure for Aging
Dec222023
In the near future, a scientist makes the revolutionary discovery of a cure for aging. Filled with enthusiasm, he is immediately prompted to the political leaders of his country.
‘This is truly amazing, Dr. Smith! But before we can finally authorize the distribution of your medicine to the general population, we must know whether there are any drawbacks to it?’
‘That’s the great part: There aren’t any! It’s non-toxic, non-addictive and 100% safe. But, … well, it’s still pretty pricey. To manufacture one single dose costs about $100k.’
‘I see …’, says the politician slowly and proceeds to dial a number on his phone beside him.
‘Yeah, it’s me … hey, could you tell me how many of the old people voted for us at the last election?’