Joke Of The Day: A Cure for Aging

Joke Of The Day: A Cure for Aging In the near future, a scientist makes the revolutionary discovery of a cure for aging. Filled with enthusiasm, he is immediately prompted to the political leaders of his country.

‘This is truly amazing, Dr. Smith! But before we can finally authorize the distribution of your medicine to the general population, we must know whether there are any drawbacks to it?’

‘That’s the great part: There aren’t any! It’s non-toxic, non-addictive and 100% safe. But, … well, it’s still pretty pricey. To manufacture one single dose costs about $100k.’

‘I see …’, says the politician slowly and proceeds to dial a number on his phone beside him.

‘Yeah, it’s me … hey, could you tell me how many of the old people voted for us at the last election?’