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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
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Joke Of The Day: Her Mistakes
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Nov 232023
Before You Vote
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Nov 222023
Random Riddle: No Smoking
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Nov 222023
| Duffus walked through the back door of a toy factory where the paint thinners were stored. He noticed two men working on an aluminum racking system. One man pulled out a cigarette and was about to light it when Duffus pointed at the large “No smoking” signs near the paint thinners. The man scowled and put the cigarette away as Duffus walked off into the plant. Moments later, the fire alarm rang as the paint thinners went up in flames. The fire inspector questioned the two workmen who were by the thinners and was about to release them when Duffus interrupted, “You’re not letting them go, are you?”
“Yes. There are no eyewitnesses and no evidence they were smoking, as the whole area was burnt to a crisp. Besides, they claim that while grinding the edges off the racking a spark set off the blaze,” replied the inspector. “I can’t prove they were smoking, but I can prove they are lying,” exclaimed Duffus. How did Duffus know they were lying? |
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Joke Of The Day: The Most Important Bodypart
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Nov 222023
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who is in charge.
Brain said, “I should be in charge because I run all the body’s systems. So without me, nothing would happen”. Blood said, “I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen all over the body. Without me, you all will waste away”. Stomach said, “I should be in charge because I process food to give you energy” Leg said, “I should be in charge because I carry the body wherever it needs to go” Eye said, “I should be in charge because I see wherever the body goes” Finally, the rectum said, “I should be in charge because I do all the waste removal” All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and that insulted him. So in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, eyes were watery, and the blood was toxic. So they all decide the rectum could be the boss. Moral of the story – Even though others do all the work, Asshole is always in charge.
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Common Sense Evaluation Black Friday Sale
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Nov 212023
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