Random Riddle: Precious

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Nov 262023
 
Some relate me to a million,
while for others, I am just a dental crown.
People call me precious with their naked eyes,
while others say I am just two less than four score.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Precious

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Play-Offs

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Nov 262023
 
Joke Of The Day: The Play-Offs A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day, the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets, and the teller says none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by, and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally, the ticket teller in a loud voice says, “I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS, THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.”

The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay every day just to hear you say that!”

 

 

 

 

The Only Acceptable Standard

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Nov 252023
 

Your Vote is one of the most valuable things you have.  One Citizen, One Vote is the only acceptable standard.  Anything less is evil. A single fraudulent vote is like someone spitting in your lemonade. It is still mostly lemonade, but you would not tolerate it.  Every legitimate vote must be counted, and every fraudulent vote must be prosecuted.


Your Vote is one of the most valuable things you have. One Citizen, One Vote is the only acceptable standard. Anything less is evil. A single fraudulent vote is like someone spitting in your lemonade. It is still mostly lemonade, but you would not tolerate it. Every legitimate vote must be counted, and every fraudulent vote must be prosecuted.

Joke Of The Day: A Bag of Air

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Nov 252023
 
Joke Of The Day: A Bag of Air I bought a little bag of air today.

The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.